Midnight Meat Train
VINNIE JONES hitches a ride on Midnight Meat Train in the latest scary movie taken from a novella by master of the genre Clive Barker.
An inscrutable Vinnie stars as Mahogany, an American Psycho-style serial killer. By day he works in a meat-packing factory.
When night falls he dons a suit and tie and uses his work tools on the human victims that he meets on the Los Angeles subway. Leon (Bradley Cooper) is the mild-mannered photographer who becomes fascinated with the case.
Midnight Meat Train received some favourable reviews on its US release earlier this year but the fact that it is being released in the UK without a press screening is never a good sign.
OUR VERDICT: 0/5
Certificate 18
97 mins