Farewell Wolf Hall! Sex and sin: 10 SHOCKING facts about the lives of Tudor women

HEADS ROLL in Wolf Hall final episode Master's and Phantoms - and the reality of life for Tudor women wasn't much better. From the horrors of childbirth to vinegar-soaked wool as contraception it wasn't all ruffs and Raleigh...

By Stefan Kyriazis, Arts Editor

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Damian Lewis as Henry VIII and Claire Foy as Anne Boleyn in Wolf Hall

It's curtains for Wolf Hall - and the bewitchingly irritating Anne Boleyne.

Masters and Phantoms is the final episode of the BBC's adaptation of Hilary Mantel's novels Wolf Hall and Bringing Up The Bodies.

And it's a bloodbath as Cromwell's intricate plots come to the boil.

Anne is axed and we even feel a little sorry for her.

But the truth is, the daily risks for Tudor women were perilously high and the risks pitfalls and punishments were positively barbaric at the best of times. 

The early loss of Thomas Cromwell's beloved wife and daughters has already shown how frail and marginalised women could be in those times, and Anne's tragic fate was merely one of the dreadful ends that faced women in those times.

Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love and Miranda Richardson in Blackadder make it seem like Tudor women led merry, bawdy lives filled with satin, lace and lasciviousness. 

But the reality was far less frivolous and fun.

Another recent novel - Elizabeth Fremantle’s Sisters of Treason - tells the fascinating tale of the unfortunate Lady Jane Grey’s younger sisters, Catherine and Mary.

Jane herself famously ended her days under the executioner’s axe, but an unpleasant death was just one of the many dangers faced by women in the 16th century. 

Sex, politics, position and power were the trials and tribulations negotiated on a daily basis by Tudor women and losing your head wasn’t always the worst thing that could happen...

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Butter wouldn't melt... Jane Seymour is waiting in the shadows in Wolf Hall

10 SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT TUDOR WOMEN BY ELIZABETH FREMANTLE

1. Underskirts, not underwear

Tudor women went unencumbered by underwear. They wore a multitude of layers with ruffs and partlets and over-gowns covering full-skirted kirtles, with detachable sleeves, attached by tapes or pins.

Stomachers were laced tightly in place and skirts held their shape with the help of hooped farthingales and padded bum-rolls. Beneath all that would be an embroidered linen shift, under which they wore nothing at all – most convenient for relieving themselves discreetly and, one can only assume, all sorts of other things.

2. Maids weren't always maidenly

The disgraceful behaviour of the young women at the English court was much commented on abroad.

In 1581 royal maid Anne Vavasour gave birth, aged 16, in the maids’ dormitory at Whitehall Palace, having been seduced by the much older and married Earl of Oxford. They were both thrown into the Tower by a furious Queen Elizabeth.

In the 1590s the Queen’s favourite the Earl of Essex was said to be having carnal relations with no less than four of the maids of the Chamber simultaneously.

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Mark Rylance as Thomas Cromwell with the eternally stroppy Anne Boleyn

3. Contraception was a messy businesss

Contraception was illegal as it interfered with God’s plan but wealthier men often availed themselves of a "quondam" or condom fashioned from lamb’s gut.

Some women used vinegar soaked wool inserted into the nether regions; others used beeswax plugs and even blocks of wood (which may well have worked by putting them off the act altogether).

When all that failed, they might resort to a concoction of rue to induce a miscarriage, rather than suffer the shame of pregnancy.

The missionary position was the only sexual mode sanctioned by the church and was thought to be more likely to produce boys

Elizabeth Fremantle

4. The best kind of woman was a married, pregnant woman

Tudor women were believed susceptible to temptation and unable to control their base desires. The remedy for this was regular sexual relations - within the sanctity of marriage, of course.

Unmarried women were regarded with suspicion, leading to many being condemned as witches.

As breastfeeding delayed ovulation noblewomen’s babies were handed over to wet nurses from birth, to ensure they became pregnant again quickly. 

5. The bedroom was no place for experimentation

Once married, the missionary position was the only sexual mode sanctioned by the church and was thought to be more likely to produce boys.

Anything more creative risked the devil getting involved and birth defects. Anne Boleyn’s supposed sixth finger and the belief that she miscarried a deformed baby, was seen as proof she was dealing with dark forces.

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Love and lust in Tudor times: Gwyneth Paltrow and Joseph Fiennes in Shakespeare In Love

6. Childbirth was often fatal

The pain and danger of childbirth was accepted as women’s punishment for having been tempted by the serpent in paradise, causing man’s fall, and was faced with little more than prayers, stoicism and amulets.

There was no understanding of the need for cleanliness and the most common cause of maternal death was puerperal fever, a septic infection of the reproductive organs that always resulted in death.

Two of Henry VIII’s six wives died of it: Jane Seymour and Katherine Parr.

7. It was a man's world

Married women lived under the rule of their husbands and were expected to be obedient and submissive.

If a husband disliked his wife’s behaviour he was permitted to beat her with a stick no broader than his thumb but not so violently as to kill her. If a wife was deemed a nag she might be paraded about in public wearing an iron bridle, complete with a tongue piece, to make speech impossible and humiliation certain.

If a man killed his wife he was tried for murder. However, if a woman did the same the charge was treason, as it was a crime against authority.

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Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth

8. Boiling and burning for breaking the law

In 1531 Henry VIII reinstated an ancient statute that declared the punishment for poisoning to be death by immersion in hot water. A maidservant Margaret Davy was convicted of poisoning her employer in 1542 and boiled alive in the market place of King’s Lynn. 

Mary I earned the sobriquet Bloody Mary for the 280 men, women and children who were burned in her reign for refusing the Catholic faith. But, contrary to common belief, her sister Elizabeth was equally ruthless. 600 souls were dispatched in the wake of the Northern Rebellion of 1569 alone.

Hilary Mantel on Wolf Hall, Author Interview

9. A life with execution but not torture

Women could be burned or boiled alive but were rarely tortured. Evangelical protestant preacher Anne Askew was the exception.

Towards the end of Henry VIII’s reign religious factions at court became dangerously polarised and a powerful Catholic clique attempted to bring down the Queen, Katherine Parr, using her suspected links to Askew.

Askew was tortured on the rack, dislocating her elbows and knees and pulling her shoulders and hips from the sockets. Stoic to the last, she refused to talk. Her injuries were so great that she was unable to stand upright and was chained to a chair when she was burned at the stake. 

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Miranda Richardson as Queenie in Blackadder was almost as ruthless as the real Queen Elizabeth I

10. Even Elizabeth I was regarded as suspicious

During Elizabeth’s life her Catholic enemies all over Europe spread salacious stories to discredit her. Whether they were imagined, invented or real, we will never know because she left strict instructions that her body after death was not to be subject to autopsy or inspection.

This extreme secrecy around the royal corpse has led to speculation as to what Elizabeth sought to hide. It even gave rise to the implausible notion that she was in fact a man, having died as a girl and been replaced by a male playmate of similar stature and colouring.

This is absurd in the extreme but whether she was indeed the Virgin Queen she purported to be, will ever remain a mystery.

Sisters Of Treason by Elizabeth Fremantle (Michael Joseph, £14.99) is out now

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