lets send dosey dave to the palace

How better all our lives will be when we have the shaven skinny legged, bouffant haired, bleached teethed, sun bed obsessed, multi millionaire that steals thousands off the British peoples taxes to pay off the mortgage on his third home. Dosey Dave, save us.

You won me over today when you stood up to the Russians and declared that under your rule they would never be allowed to shop in Shelfridges. Way to go Dosey.

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